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Death is a game. You dodge through life being greedy. You love, and hate. You need and you want. Fight, run. If death catches you at some point, you lose. There's one catch - unless your name is death, you will never win. - Skyla Brumley
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10% luck. 20% skill. 15% concentrated power of will. 5% pleasure. 50% pain. 100% reason to remember the name.
And jeebus don't give a flying fuck. I asked. He said "nah".
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Death is a game. You dodge through life being greedy. You love, and hate. You need and you want. Fight, run. If death catches you at some point, you lose. There's one catch - unless your name is death, you will never win. - Skyla Brumley
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